freecie:

if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic

"i love you, man."

"stay with me forever, man."

"fuck me hard in the ass, man."



kruel-kid:

me:

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you:

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whorrids:

"I read the book before I watched the movie"

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adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model



lovingvaldaya:

Robin Williams’ passing is a reminder that those who make us laugh the most are usually fighting the biggest demons.





flappyeunuchorn:

When someone insults you and you have no response so you just backflip away with your friend

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oopsinternetaddict:

chickenyaoi:

literallysame:

this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older

babies are idiots

Let’s see you break into the White House



cashcutie:

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

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splders:

when your teacher gives you homework for the holidays

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lizthefangirl:

when you re-read a book and realize you skipped over an important sentence the first time you read it

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