inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.



rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back like

image



ruinedchildhood:

When I lose my mom at Walmart



vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them



vinebox:

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

goodnight!





square:

when the PE teacher makes you run

image



suchcoven:

After Chipotle



The best cure for a dry mouth is a wet vagina.

radicaltoad:

or maybe try some water dumbass



hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation





souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel





orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there



urgentcum:

same



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