Me as a wife



officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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automatically:

serenitizings:

i hope that when someone likes me they can be straight-forward with it. instead of playing mind games or just keeping it all in. whats the point in that? what will you loose if you just try? at least youll know if it was meant to be or not . and if its not then you can move on to the next.



ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this



thickneyspears:

September 30th

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October 1st

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ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her



phobias:

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

beautiful



surprisebitch:

sleeping-dogs-lie:

chadleymacguff:

me at my highschool reunion

me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day

me literally



roselastrider:

there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you





nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

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ICF