if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic
"i love you, man."
"stay with me forever, man."
"fuck me hard in the ass, man."
"I read the book before I watched the movie"
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
Robin Williams’ passing is a reminder that those who make us laugh the most are usually fighting the biggest demons.
When someone insults you and you have no response so you just backflip away with your friend
this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older
babies are idiots
Let’s see you break into the White House
when you n ur babe standing on rocks
when your teacher gives you homework for the holidays