Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?
What is gay sex
Robin Sharma (via severs)
This hit me like a brick…
boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic
A dick with a future
A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.
that terrible moment when your friend brings you to a new group of friends and you have no idea who anyone is and they dont talk to u and u just stand there awkwardly not knowing what to say to anyone
When you say something smart and people are shocked